Me Hit Ball With Stick

Of tremendous interest to the North American press over recent days has been the odd automotive accident in which golfer Tiger Woods found himself involved. What we could surmise from the two or three paragraphs we read on the matter is that this occurred on the residential street on which he lives with his family, at slow speed, did not implicate any other vehicle and was somehow the product of his wife having found out he was indulging himself in a bit of California poontang.

Corollary to the complaint best voiced as, 'Who gives a flying fuck where Tiger Woods is dipping it?', is the larger issue concerning the limited utility of a social order that allows a person whose main life skill is the same one that separated australopithecus from mere apes four million years ago to become a billionaire in 2009.

So there.

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